Crystal hasn't come home.

Crystal's a succubus. That's why I've been feeling so rundown. Being with her is like...she feeds off it, I guess? I don't...really understand, and I'm too tired to try to explain.

It's not her fault though. It's really not her fault. We're going to try to be more careful.

Uhm...brother time?

I know you're in the next room, but it's a sensitive issue and behold my hiding behind the internet.

Joe, did you ever have a time when you just...didn't want to sleep with someone? Even if you are completely into them and you love them so much... The very thought of it just makes me feel so...tired...

I think there might be something wrong with me.

I'm 42 today! Does this mean I have to start acting like an adult? Because that's such a drag...

Joe is in need of major distraction. Family pictures time. And we found pictures of Thomas with long hair, so we decided to share!

( Awww, it's like a garden. He let it grow. )

No word on Julian yet, but he's being followed. So we're just hoping.

Joe, I found a house for us. So you don't have to worry. It's near Julian. It's quiet and nice. I already gave notice at my job and for my apartment, so don't argue.

God I love my family.

That's all, really.

Violet's all moved out. She took the dog too. I'm dealing by spending the night with my nephew and his boyfriend. And my brother's dog, Hank. I love Hank. Hank lets you do anything to him. And by anything, I mean having him sit in your lap. I, in no way, mean putting a hat on him and taking amusing pictures.

The things we do when we're single...

Abagail Lilith, I need to talk to you urgently but not over the phone!!

Just wanted to say a quick hello to everyone out there. Joe joined us here in London this evening and Ellie came this afternoon. We're all here and together for the first time in so long and it's just...pretty damn special.